My cat has recently become interested in all things sexual. When my boyfriend and I are fooling around, the cat jumps on our bed to watch. Epic boner killer. His other obsession? My vibrator. Or as my boyfriend likes to call it, "The Earthquake Machine." The cat just thinks it is the best toy ever. Do you have any idea how hard it is to get off when a cat keeps batting at your vibrator? I don't want to think about the cat during me time, I want to think about other things. Stupid cat.